I'm still kind of disappointed my NY Jets (and obviously the Doodoo Browns) didn't make it to the promised land, but every American is blood mandated to love the Super Bowl. Today's contest between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Green Bay Packers is shaping up to be a good ol' fashioned, no holds barred, high flying, slamdangin, rock 'em sock 'em, rootin' tootin', high fructose, well oiled, stone faced, bloody knuckled, hard-nosed, iron shinned, foul mouthed, eagle eyed, cold hearted, monkey pawed, steel toed, beer bellied, rough necked, bone crushing... Well you probably get the point. It should be a good game.
For the Steelers
(a team whose mascot name is... I kid you not... Steely McBeam)
Representing the Steel City, Super Current rapper, Wiz Khalifa
Wiz Khalifa - Black and Yellow
BONUS: Beastie Boys - Rhymin' and Stealin'
For the Packers
(a team that people support by wearing cheese on their heads)
Wisconsin's only reasonable music export, the amazing Violent Femmes
Violent Femmes - Please Do Not Go
BONUS: Nirvana - Big Cheese